God: Daughter, it’s been a while I saw you on these streets.
Me: Paale migwo o, you know dey too look my side again na, na why you no dey see me.
God: How can?
Me: Ok naa, let me tell you about this new guy I met, since you didn’t want to introduce anyone to me again.
Me: This guy issa cutie, oh daddy you will be so proud of me this time around…
Me: Chai! He’s tall, dark I know you will say dark? I now love dark guys😊 he’s broad chested, no beards tho but everything still gel. He’s a real man pops and oh! How can I forget, dude got bar pops, enough money to go round😎.
Me: you have sha not been answering me, better answer me o, so I won’t fall in love with man and forget you, and then you will be jealous😋
Me: I will be seeing him in 2 days.
( 3 days later….. )
God: Ada, you didn’t give me feedback.
Me: Wetin! You just like coming to shame me abi, please I’m not in the mood right now.
God: No sweetheart, I just care and will like to know.
Me: Well, since you insist. I just want you to know, I’m single and not searching. Cuz local girl can’t coman die😭😭😭. Ahn! ahn! What kind of men do we have these days.
Me: So I went o, we were gisting and catching cruise before I knew what was happening, dude haff off cloth and was all over me, you can imagine! Daddy even if something wants to happen….
Me: Don’t give me that look na, I didn’t fornicate. Shebi he’s meant to wait fess. Ok that’s not all o, he’s so self centered too, he talked about himself throughout, like who in the world does that! 🤦🏽♀
Me: Pops, but why is you all silent on me?
God: This talk wey I never talk since, e get why.
Me: As I never come meet you since too, e gets why.
God: (Shakes head)
Me: ehhn leave me for me, bye bye.
*Episode 2 ends*
Written by : Chinelo Adaora Ekenta
2 thoughts on “Conversation With God (Episode 2)”
Wow, I really appreciate the natural flow of conversation, as one between a father and his favorite daughter! Thank you for this.
Everything get why… Lol!
God will still come back and listen as He no get choice.
I really love this and can’t wait for the next episode 💃💃