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God: Daughter, it’s been a while I saw you on these streets.
Me: Paale migwo o, you know dey too look my side again na, na why you no dey see me.

God: How can?
Me: Ok naa, let me tell you about this new guy I met, since you didn’t want to introduce anyone to me again.

Me: This guy issa cutie, oh daddy you will be so proud of me this time around…
God: 🌚🌚🌚.

Me: Chai! He’s tall, dark I know you will say dark? I now love dark guys😊 he’s broad chested, no beards tho but everything still gel. He’s a real man pops and oh! How can I forget, dude got bar pops, enough money to go round😎.
God: 😴😴😴……

Me: you have sha not been answering me, better answer me o, so I won’t fall in love with man and forget you, and then you will be jealousπŸ˜‹
God: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Me: I will be seeing him in 2 days.

( 3 days later….. )

God: Ada, you didn’t give me feedback.
Me: Wetin! You just like coming to shame me abi, please I’m not in the mood right now.

God: No sweetheart, I just care and will like to know.
Me: Well, since you insist. I just want you to know, I’m single and not searching. Cuz local girl can’t coman die😭😭😭. Ahn! ahn! What kind of men do we have these days.

God: Ok…….Β 
Me: So I went o, we were gisting and Β catching cruise before I knew what was happening, dude haff off cloth and was all over me, you can imagine! Daddy even if something wants to happen….

God: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Me: Don’t give me that look na, I didn’t fornicate. Shebi he’s meant to wait fess. Ok that’s not all o, he’s so self centered too, he talked about himself throughout, like who in the world does that! πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€

Me: Pops, but why is you all silent on me?
God: This talk wey I never talk since, e get why.

Me: As I never come meet you since too, e gets why.
God: (Shakes head)

Me: ehhn leave me for me, bye bye.

*Episode 2 ends*


Written by : Chinelo Adaora Ekenta

2 thoughts on “Conversation With God (Episode 2)

  1. Wow, I really appreciate the natural flow of conversation, as one between a father and his favorite daughter! Thank you for this.

  2. Everything get why… Lol!
    God will still come back and listen as He no get choice.
    I really love this and can’t wait for the next episode πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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