Me lying on my bed, God in heaven.
Me: Hello God, how are you? I have missed you.
God: 🌚, we just spoke earlier on, what is it?
Me: Pops what’s up now, you have not given me another guy since then why na?
God: But I thought you said you ain’t ready for a relationship?
Me: Errrhm, well I want one now. How e go be now?
God: I will get you one.
Me: love u so much pops kisses!
God: 🤨.
(After 2 days)
God: Chinelo, here you go…
Me:🤸🏼♀🤸🏼♀💃🏼 awwwn, you see why I love you so much. Let me check him out.
(5 hours later)
Me: God awfa na, how you go send me that kain short dude, I offend you? 🙄.
God: But he’s a great guy, you didn’t even try to know him or something.
Me: Ehhns pops tall men are great too o. In fact God change this one, he’s not only short, he is errrhm. I don’t know again, I sha don’t want.
God: You have come again o, ok I will see what I can do.
(2 days later)
Me: Hey God how’s heaven? I’m still waiting oh.
God: I sent you one already.
Me: Yassss💃🏼💃🏼🕺🏻!
(After 2 weeks)
Me: Hello God, thank you for this man o, so you won’t say I didn’t appreciate, but God. See ehhhn, this one is nice o, he’s caring supportive and all. But you know tall is relative😭. This one is average, he might be tall for another girl but he’s sha not tall enough for me. I need tall tall, like tall.
God: You trust me right; you know I know what’s good for you. Take this man daughter.
Me: God I know you know o, but me sef I know, just bring this tall man I promise I won’t disturb you again. Pleassssse 🙏🏽🙏🏽.
God: You will get him in 2 days.
(2 days later)
Me: Papa God, you sure die😋, ahh you too do. Kai see as bobo fine. This nigga is tall🙈. Oh father I love you, his accent is just it🤤, did you see that beard, oh you see why I love you. God check out his house, chai chai chai. Naso I take marry o, ehhn you get this kain man for area naim you dey give me shortie before (all these while God is just silent and I didn’t bother to notice).
Me: God e go be na, let me go and get my relationship working. I love you, you hear. I will be back.
(Six months later)
God: Hey Daughter, how are you? You have not come to trouble me.
Me: Hello God☹.
God: How’s it?
Me: I wanted to tell you since o, hmm! But I didn’t know how. Now you have asked. Daddy ehhhn, see. This guy you gave me is tall o and fine, I like his money too. But, yes I know another but, there’s just something about us that doesn’t click I don’t know what. If only u will put the character of that average guy in him, and then the strength and respect that short one has. If only u can make him value me and talk to me the way that short one does. He will be the perfect guy. Just do a little touch here and there. You are the almighty God na and my sweet daddy😔😔😢😢.
God: You are asking me to put 3 different personalities in one, hmm (exasperated) what exactly do you want child?
Me: Seriously popsy I don’t know anymore😭😭😭😭.
God: When you know what you want, you know how to reach me child. (naso God take leave me and my confusion🤨)
Me:👇👇👇 local girl cannot can.
*End of Episode one*
Written by : Chinelo Adaora Ekenta
Hmmn!
God knows what is good for us but we don’t understand what He has in store for us.
Please, tell Him what you what and accept His offer fast 🤣🤣
Queen
Lmao… I will o
Wow , Nelo says tell him what you want simply just tell him the exact thing you want ….. Stop compromising hahahaha
I get the message Ada
It’s Evergreen ……..
Thank you so much Ever!
Wahala for who no know wetin dem want 🤣🤣. This was well written Chinelo. I like the conversational style it drives the message and really makes it enjoyable.
Lmao… Thank you sister!
I can boldly say a lot of people go through this challenge making decisions, even me 😏. God been who he is, is always there when we come back.
Thank you Snr Chinelo….
Bigger thanks to you Reji!
I’m glad to have you here.
We are most times confused about what we want and uncertain, but God gives us what we want without us knowing
Absolutely, Rosella.
Thanks for stopping by.
Attimes we just have to trust God… Cos we humans don’t really know what we want.. we just have to trust him and the process because He knows best.
We trust the process.
Hmmm, truly there are many at times we are so confused about what we want.
If only we could allow his will prevail in our lives..
God help us to follow His will.